Return to the Family Farm
By lustypenny “Yes, mother, I know how to get there, still.” “No, mother, I’m not goin’ to need an allowance– you realize I’m a grown woman now, right?” “What?! No, I ain’t ‘gonna drink any of dad’s booze. What is the matt– I’m hangin’ up the phone now, okay? Bye.” Kristen huffed, rolled her eyes for nobody’s benefit other than her own, and did her best to recreate a ‘slamming the phone onto the receiver’ gesture that modern life could
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