Muffin Gets Schooled
My family had moved to Nebraska when I was 18, and I was very, very unhappy there wasn’t making any friends, and was lonely all the time. My parents are both drug addicts/alcoholics and were either out partying or passed out at the apartment. One night, when they had gone out drinking with friends, I knew they wouldn’t be returning as it was a Friday night. This meant they’d be gone until at least Sunday late. Good riddance, I thought, as they both pissed me off anyway.
I had a couple of joints I had gotten from a dealer at school, and mom always kept a replenished supply of beer in the fridge for her early morning fixes. The people downstairs had some kind of a Schnauzer/Terrier mixed dog. He was a bit of a mutt, but he was about to become my best friend while I lived in Lincoln.
I went down to their apartment, somewhat stoned, and asked if I could take Muffin for a walk. They said that’d be cool, as they were on their way out for a Friday night movie or whatever. I could just take him back up to my house after I was done. Perfect.
When we got back up to my stupid apartment, I was feeling pretty buzzed, but decided to suck down another beer and smoke some more weed. I turned on the stereo, the Stones (my favourite band), I began to wonder if this dog would like to have sex. So I slipped out of my clothes and sat on the edge of the sofa calling him over. I showed him my pussy, and he sniffed at it once but seemed otherwise disinterested.
I was shocked. A dog that doesn’t WANT to fuck? Well, we would see about.
So I set about trying to find a way to get him to lick me. I went to the fridge and found some butter, melted it and drizzled the still warm stuff on my stomach, pubic hair, inner thighs and let some drizzle into my pussy. That got him interested, he started to lick up the melted butter from all my parts and I started to feel my own juices flowing from his soft and rather gentle licking.
When Muffin got to my vulva and sniffed the pussy juices flowing out, something finally clicked in his dumb dog brain. He started to lick with a lot more meaning, if you catch my drift. Muffin licked my outer lips for a long time, so I decided to part them myself with my hand. When he got to my inner lips, he started to become excited and licked more. Then jumped on me, jumped back, licked, and licked, and licked some more. I was happy.
I figured I could have him trained to do me in no time. He kept licking my pussy, I noticed he had started to get an erection. Muffin was not a very large dog, but he had a cock that was still a nice size nevertheless.
From where I was sitting on the couch would I knew he was too short to fuck me like this. So I laid flat down on the floor and stuck a cushion from the couch under my bottom. That raised me up enough for him to be able to get himself into my cunt. It took quite a long time, with him jumping on and off me, before I finally got him to stay ON me long enough to situate his cock into the right place.
I figured once he felt my pussy with his cock, nature would take over. Finally after what seemed like hours of him hopping around me like a rabbit, I got his dick dead-on centred, and I grabbed the back of my knees and pulled my ass up. I thrust my hips up enough to get that damned thing where it needed to be. Successful at LAST.
Muffin was a lot of work, but it all turned out to be worthwhile, I guess he was a virgin. Anyway, once he got the feeling of his dick inside of me he started pumping properly, and he was really cute about it. His eyes were so wide, I thought they’d bulge right out of his head. His knot got into me and I felt it expanding, but it was a very comfortable expanse, as he was a dog that was not by any means large.
So he did his thing in me for about 10 minutes, then he shot his load. We didn’t really tie, because he was not big enough to tie with me. He sort of fell out of me, and instinctively, began to lick up his own cum. I think I learned somewhere along the line that male dogs will do this to signal to the female that he’s done, and she can clamp her muscles tight to hold in the precious sperm to ensure impregnation.
I guess that’s why when a male dog smells his cum on the OUTSIDE of the place it’s supposed to be, they can get it up again and re-shoot. Must be why sex with dogs can go on for so many HOURS. Muffin did just that, he sniffed his stuff and found that he’d missed his target. Got another erection, remounted me, and this time he only took about 5 minutes to find his “spot”. He did his humping – humping – humping – again. This time, he stayed at it for quite a while, and I felt his little knot grow quite large.
Still not enough to make a tie, but it was giving me a good pussy massage and I was enjoying that. Muffin was quite determined, and kept at me pretty much the whole night. I even dozed off, and he still fucked, and licked – licked, and fucked me, while I was asleep. All night long.
The next morning I returned him home to his owners. Two days later, Diane, one of his owners called me and asked me if he had acted strange when I had him at my place. I asked her what exactly she meant by strange, and she said he’s been trying to mount her when she sits on the floor. I couldn’t resist asking her why she thought that was so bad. She acquiesced that she kinda liked it, and so I told her what I had taught her dog to do.
At first, I heard nothing but silence on the phone, then she breathed a heavy sigh and asked me if I thought she should give it a try, as she had secretly fantasised about letting the dog do her. Her husband was out of town on business rather a lot, and she found herself bored. Looking around for ways to stay busy. I invited myself down for some drinks and smoke, and told her I would show her if she wanted me to. She did.
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We got DRUNK, and had quite the time Up to that point. I had never been with another female before, but had masturbated to the fantasy of it quite a lot. Well Diane fulfilled a fantasy of mine, and she learned about dog sex at the same time.
She was almost over-eager when I got down to her place, she was already half-nude, and had tits on her that were quite luscious. Muffin was ready too. I could see his sheath looked larger than normal, and he was already half-hard, So, I slipped out of my jeans, I did not have any panties on. I love the feeling of jeans on my clit.
Anyway, she asked me if I would mind if she touched me, but by that time she already had a hand on my ass and was caressing me. She pulled me close to her and deeply French-kissed me. She was good at that. Diane tasted of scotch-whiskey, and it was good. Her hand moved around to my pussy and her middle finger very simply, very slowly, and very gently started to encircle my clit.
We had more or less fallen to the floor, and Muffin was humping my LEG. You’d think by this time that the dog would KNOW where he’s supposed to be. I told Diane to watch me for a few minutes while I let Muffin lick my now soaking wet pussy.
He wasted no time, licking, licking, licking, lapping, and lapping. All the while Diane had pulled a dildo out of thin air and was massaging her tits with it while fingering her pussy. Then Muffin was ready for some serious fucking, and I had positioned myself similar to before. He was finally in. At the risk of being repetitious, this dog had a way of being rather frustrating with his first few attempts at insertion, but in his favour I’ll say ONCE he got his dick inserted he wasted no time bringing a thrill to my throbbing pussy.
Diane was somewhat mesmerised at Muffin’s manic thrusting into me, and my obvious enjoyment of this. So after he did me for a while and she masturbated herself to at least 2 orgasms, it became HER turn to experience dog dick. She was a little bit reluctant at first, but so turned on that she had to give in to her throbbing vagina I got the dog off me, and she stuck her pussy in his nose.
Like a good boy he started to lick her, and she just FELL back let her legs fall wide open and with reckless abandon letting him go at her full speed. He licked her for a LONG time. Dog/owner thing I guess! Finally, she breathlessly asked me how did I get him to mount and fuck. I told her he had done it basically on his own with me. So I told her to shove her ass up in the air a little and give him a signal that she was ready to be mated.
She thrust her ass up and down a few times, and I guess that is a universal signal to dogs to begin the mate. He mounted her and only took two tries to find her pussy. Muffin got it in, and went to town pumping her for a lot longer than he had me! Damned animal, well, the dog/owner bond I suppose. She was loving this, and the night went on like that for hours.
After it was over with and we had all been spent, sweaty and pretty smelly, she asked me how long I’d been having dog sex. I told her since I was 14 and recounted the several experiences I’d had. I then mentioned that having a BIGGER dog made things really amazing, and she vowed to get her sister’s Rottweiler called Killer over to the apartment the following week. She just did not know how she was going to explain to her sister WHY she wanted her dog to spend the night.
The End.