18: A Tale of Lesbianism, Bestiality & Incest

Barbie Lez Author’s Note: This story was a long time coming. For quite some time, I had played around with the concept of writing a series of short stories where the main character—who, at the time was called Catalina Lez—had sex with eighteen different celebrities on her eighteenth birthday. But when I started publishing my stories, I realized that was impossible—unless I wanted to get sued, of course. So I decided to forget about celebrities and instead create my own

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Shapefuckers

Lexi Lust —Part 1: The Cat— My phone beeped, indicating I had just received a text message. I put down the book I had been reading and snatched up the device. My lips curled into a smile when I recognized the name on the screen. Candi Sweet, AKA my sister. I read the short message. Sunbathing by the pool. Want to join? My smile widened even further. Though it was my birthday—my eighteenth birthday—I had nothing planned. Well, nothing but

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 105: Finally!

Barbie Lez I finally did it. I adopted a dog! I know my landlord doesn’t allow animals and keeping a dog hidden will be difficult, but I’ve been fantasizing about owning a dog for ages and I just couldn’t take it anymore. If my landlord finds out about Spots—that’s my baby’s name—I guess I will just have to move. But for now, all that matters is that I finally own a dog. I’ve always hated shopping, so instead of spending

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 103: The Centaur

Barbie Lez Many of you may not be aware of this, but fantasies have been a part of my everyday life for as long as I can remember. They are not all sexual in nature, though nowadays, most of them are. I guess that’s what happens when you spend your days writing sexy tales of lesbianism, bestiality and incest, just to name a few. For the longest time, I simply moved on and did my best to forget about my

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 102: The Saber-toothed Tiger

Barbie Lez I have never really been a fan of museums. My parents took me to a few when I was younger, but I was for the most part bored out of my mind. The worst was definitely the art museums. I didn’t—and still don’t—understand how someone can spend hours staring at the same painting. As much as I enjoy art, I usually got bored after a few seconds and begged my parents to move on. But that was then

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 99: Werewolf

Barbie Lez When I was young—far too young to do such a thing—I watched Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later with my sister and one of her friends. My sister—she was three years older than me—and I were so terrified we spent the night in the same bed. If only you knew how much we hated each other back then, you’d understand just how terrified we were. For years after, I was afraid to watch any movie with even a hint

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 97: How to Fuck Your Dragon

Barbie Lez I live in a quiet neighborhood. There is a park nearby. It’s a beautiful place to live if you forget the airplanes that fly above the city every few hours on their way to the airport. But as much as I enjoy the peace and quiet of my neighborhood, I sometimes head downtown for a stroll. I know it may sound odd to some, but I enjoy seeing the life that infuses that part of the city. The

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 93: My Boss’s Dog

Barbie Lez Before I begin this story, let me explain what my life has been like for the past few months. Since I have yet to make a living from my writing alone—hint hint—I usually go on a few workations (work vacations) to help supplement my writing income. I usually do this during the late part of spring and early in the summer. This year I spent the better part of four months working. My schedule looked something like this:

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 91: Coyote Craving

The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 91: Coyote Craving Barbie Lez My sister and her boyfriend had just moved to the country and invited me to spend a few days with them. I had kept myself quite busy with work—both manual and digital—for the past few months and I welcomed the idea of a vacation. I had spent the last few weeks in front of my computer and the closest I had come to nature was during my tri-weekly runs

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 89: BlueBEARry Picking

Barbie Lez I was visiting my father. I always loved to spend time there as it reminded me of my childhood. But the true reason for my visit was slightly more superficial. Unlike most people, I absolutely love vegetables, especially ones grown in an organic garden. Ever since I could remember, my father grew far more vegetables than he could hope to eat all by himself and, every year, he would give the excess cucumbers and tomatoes—just to name a

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