Saving Amy

lovnbowser Ring-ring, ring-ring, ring-ring, ring-ring. Damn incessant phone, thought Amy as she pushed her body up from the chair to answer the device. Waddling en route to the phone, she again wondered why she forgot to have Edward move the phone and its charger to the end table adjacent the chair in which she spent most of the day. Six-months pregnant, she had a nice big tummy now. “Hello,” she answered. “Hey Girl! How the hell are you? I just

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There is nothing like a Dane!

By Anon With her back porch door opened, Laity sat down on her country sofa and laid a tall glass of ice tea onto the floor. Sunlight lazily streamed passed the door and a soft warm breeze enveloped her nude body. The sweet scent of garden flowers teased her nose and caused her to breath deeply and expel a large sigh of disgust. She was definitely frustrated. Here she was, a top junior executive employed by a Fortune 500 company,

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The Shortcut Home

ghandi “To find the derivative of something like x^3, take the exponent, put it at the front, and subtract one from that exponent. That’d be 3x^2,” a voice said in the back of Ellen’s mind. Eighteen-year old Ellen Cavendish sat in Intro to Calculus, half-listening to the teacher. Finding herself utterly unable to concentrate on the teacher, she turned her attention to more interesting things; like drawing people, flowers, and whatever else came to mind in her notebook. The boredom

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