Willie the Dog and the Parrot
By blueheatt.
I said, “No, why?”
Soon, Sam came in the kitty/doggie door with a parrot in her mouth. The parrot was squawking a little, muttering something like “Oh Willie…Oh, Willie.”
Willie was going crazy, racing around all excited. Sam dropped the parrot at my feet. The parrot flew up to the top of our hutch. Willie barked, and Sam looked for a way to climb up and get it. The doorbell rang. I answered it. A good-looking woman in hot shorts was standing there looking upset.
She said: “I think your cat got my parrot, have you seen him?”
I said, “Yes, come on in.”
She came in, and I pointed to the hutch. “OH… There you are, Ginger!”
She looked around at Sam and then Willie. “Oh, Hi, Willie! Is Willie your dog?”
I said that nobody ‘owns’ Willie; he just hangs out here for food and to have sex with my cat. Willie went straight for her pussy with his nose. “Oh…Willie, not now!” and she pushed him gently down. (..not now????…what the hell.)
“Sex with your CAT!” she exclaimed.
I said yes, strange as it seems.
The bird was content where it was, so I said to have a seat on the couch. Sam just watched the bird. The girl sat sideways as we talked and Willie kept putting his nose in her pussy. She kept giggling and pushing him away. After some small talk, she told Willie, “You need to come over and see me. I have some doggie treats for you!”
Willie jumped around in circles and licked her face, cleavage, and another sniff at her pussy. Sam now watched her and the bird.
She said Willie visits her on her days off and takes naps together. “He lays right here on my tummy.”
Willie jumped in my face to lick it and whispered: “She’s got a big mouth!” She finally stood up and reached up, and the parrot got on her finger. Sam was ready to spring. I blocked Sam and walked her to the door. Willie was barking and licking her legs.
“Oh Willie, later,” she said.
(later?)
That afternoon, Willie jumped up on the couch beside me. The girlfriend was taking a nap so that we could talk. “That’s Mrs. Perkins’ daughter with the bird. Her mom told her about me and she just had to try some dog dick. She’s a moaner.
“Oh Willie!” she says over and over.
That’s where that parrot gets it from. She likes to have me chase her around her house naked. I think she’s into doggie rape games. “Oh Willie… Don’t rape me. Don’t force yourself on me. Oh Willie, this is the last time I’m doing this… here… let me help you get it in… oh my god, oh my god, Willie, you’re so big and long…. you fuck so fast… OH… cum in me baby… do it now… Oh Willieeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I love it and it gets me off to chase pussy first, like Sam. Sam gets pissed when I fuck the parrot lady, and somehow got the parrot, and ran with it…
“Oh Willie,” the dumb bird yells, and the parrot lady sees Sam sneaking out and follows her.
Sam lay on the floor, watching us. “Come here, Sam, baby,” Willie says.
Sam slowly comes over, lies by Willie, and starts purring. They take a lover’s nap….awwwww. The girlfriend gets up and comes into the living room. She looks at Sam and Willie and smiles. She talks baby talk to Willie (he hates that, he told me), but she won’t go near Willie with Sam right there so close.
That night, the girlfriend was on the phone with her sister, and they talked for an hour or more. Willie and I talked quietly. “Has your girlfriend ever tried two dicks in her before?” I said I didn’t know, but she’s usually up for anything new. “Get her naked on top of you, and I’ll get her from behind; she’ll like it, I bet,” Willie said.
I put Sam outside and locked the doggy/kitty door that night. I got the girlfriend in bed, and we started in with her on top. Willie just waited. I got my dick in the girlfriends pussy and we started in. I felt Willie jump up on the bed. The next thing we know, Willie mounts the girlfriend.
She says: “Oh my god, Willie, not now, baby!”
I said: “Oh, let him play a little.”
She moaned as Willie’s dick poked around her butt hole, trying to get it in. She reached back and helped him get it in. She said: “Are you sure you ok with this?”
I said, “Let’s go for it.”
Willie started speed fucking her as she began to move with him and moan loud. She said: “Oh my god…this is hot, go Willie Go!” She was real excited and started fucking me and Willie real fast. She moaned loud as Willie licked the back of her neck. Willie shot and got off before his knot got in. The girlfriend moaned and fucked me hard and fast. She shook a big climax and collapsed on me.
Later on, I let Sam in. She sniffed the air. She went over to Willie and sniffed all around him. She headed for the bedroom where the girlfriend was. She started to growl. I quick closed the door to keep her out. Willie stood beside me and said:
“Sam’s pissed cause I fucked the girlfriend, don’t let her near the girlfriend for a while.”
The next day, Willie came in all excited. The girlfriend was at work.
He said: “I overheard the parrot lady say she’s got the hots for you, and she’s on her way over right now!”
The doorbell rang, and there she stood. Short shorts, a tiny top for her big tits and a big smile. She was holding a large paper sack. “Hi, I just wanted to thank you for saving my parrot the other day. I brought lunch and a bottle of wine for ‘us’ to enjoy.” I said to come in and have a seat. Damn she was hot looking, nice ass too. She unpacked the lunch and the wine.
Willie kept putting his nose in her pussy, which made her giggle and say quietly: “Not now Willie.”
Sam just watched. She was a talker and jabbered on and on about Willie mostly. The wine got her a little drunk in no time. She scooted close to me and asked if I was into a little ‘kinky’ stuff. I look at those super tits and said: “Oh yes”. She told about how Willie and her ‘accidentally ‘ got together.
I was napping when Willie appeared on my couch and lay on me. We were tummy-to-tummy, as I only had a robe on. I was petting him when I felt a big, growing lump on my tummy. I knew it was his cute little thing coming out. I just had to adjust, as it was so hot on my tummy. I opened my robe more to cool off some. Willie is listening to all this and shaking his head.
“The next thing I know, Willie’s thingy is entering my vagina by accident. He started having sex with me real fast. I didn’t have the heart to stop him. He was having so much fun; I just let him go with it. I didn’t know about a dog’s knot. Soon he got me out of breath and I felt a huge shot of something filling my vagina. It felt hot and wonderful in me.
“Then I felt this big thing swell up inside my vagina. It hurt! Willie tried to pull it out, and that made it hurt more. I held him and waited. Soon it slowly went down as my vagina was throbbing with a little pain and lots of pleasure. I got used to it about the 10th or 12th time we did this. Now I like to sing when we do it.”
Willie is rolling over and coughing. Sam just watched.
She began to lean her head against my leg and rub my leg. Willie quickly nudged Sam and pushed her outside. She began to tell me how lonely she was and how only Willie’s visits made her happy.
“I don’t have a regular boyfriend, and I thought maybe we being close neighbors…that maybe we could…”
She began to lay on top of me, kissing my neck slowly. A little rearranging of our legs and she was rubbing her pussy on my boner.
I hear Willie come through the doggy door and sit by us on the edge of the couch.
She says: “Oh, hi, Willie, come to mama, come on.” He jumped up and tried to mount her. She said: “Wait, Willie, mama has to take her panties down first.”
Willie is taking my piece of ass right before my eyes. I quick unzipped and stuck my boner in her, leaving Willie her back door. I slipped my hands under her top and bra and squeezed her tits real good. She moaned and started fucking. Willie was so cool, he backed off and started licking her butt hole. That sent her into a frenzy of fucking me and going crazy. I had a hold of a wild woman now biting my ear and starting to sing. Her pussy was so good and tight I came in no time and pulled out.
Willie was ready and stuck his dick in her immediately. Now she began to yodel, and loud! I tried to muffle her mouth but couldn’t. Willie fucked her like a machine gun, fast! He told me it hurts his ears when a woman sings like that. He was stuck there while his knot was big. He kept jerking on his knot. She orgasmed each time he jerked. Now we had yodeling with an “OH GOD” in-between yodels. I put my fingers in my ears as Willie suffered. Sam heard all the noise and here she came. Her ears must have hurt as she put her ears down.
She cocked her head as if to say: ‘What-the-Fuck is all this?’ then took off like a shot outside.
*****
The parrot lady comes every Tuesday. She always shakes her finger at Willie and says: “Now this is the last time,” then gives him a hand job, blow job or has him fuck her.
I like to pop popcorn and watch the show. Sam just growls and watches. I’ve found that duct tape works well on her mouth, then I fucked the shit out of her.
*****
Wednesday…
Willie came in limping. He said: “Old Mr. Miller shot me in the ass with a BB gun. I fixed the old fucker but good. He left his car window down, so I jumped in and wiped my ass on his steering wheel.”
“See ya, Willie.”
“Bye, Blue”
The End.
