Belly Riding On Valentines Day
His name was Charlie, and he owned a nice little upscale restaurant up in the mountains, nestled away. One of his passions was rescuing animals, which was a popular thing with the ladies, what with his being single and all. But more than anything, his real passion was watching women have sex with horses. So after rescuing a few horses from a shelter who had found them being neglected, he decided that he had to give them a new life, and some happiness. Now the trick was to find an excuse to get someone to have sex with his horses.
He got the idea to somehow incorporate horse semen into his menu, but he had no idea how he could get away with it. He brought in his executive Chef, a pretty woman in her mid 30’s named, Kim. She had long blond hair, pretty blue eyes, nice breasts and a fun personality. She liked drinking beer after the night was over, and she swore like a sailor. Naturally, Charlie daydreamed about her all the time, as all the guys did.
Kim had a few extra pounds on her, that she had no doubt gotten from years in the kitchen and having had a son, but she was still gorgeous, and right up Charlie’s alley. As Kim came in, Charlie asked her to sit down, “I’ve been thinking about doing something special for Valentine’s day. Something… unusual.”
Kim smiled, “Okay, like what?”
Charlie stroked a pencil through the air as if he were just coming up with this idea and spit balling as he talked, “Well, I need something to get the crowds going. You know, something that will get the press all riled up.”
Kim nodded and in her relaxed style she enthusiastically said, “Totally, it would be fun to shake things up.”
Charlie nodded, “That’s what I was thinking.”
Kim shrugged, “So what is it? It sounds like you already had an idea.” Charlie thought for a moment, wondering how Kim would take it. It had taken a lot of courage to come up with this plan. It was now or never.
He took a deep breath and finally spit it out, “Horse semen.”
Kim’s eyes were wide and in an amused voice she asked, “What?! Horse semen?”
Charlie nodded, seriously, “Yes. Horse semen. You heard me right.”
Kim put her hand over her mouth and laughed, “Oh my God, that’s so gross!”
Charlie shrugged, “I know it sounds gross, but is it really any more gross than squid ink or rocky mountain oysters when you really think about it?”
Kim stopped laughing and thought for a minute, “You know… I guess not when I think about it. I mean, yeah, it’s gross, but no more gross than any other part of an animal people eat, I guess. It’s still funny though.”
Charlie handed her a few printouts from some websites he had visited, “Here, check this out. There was a team of people in New Zealand’s Hokitika Wildfoods
festival that served up horse semen shots. People bought a ton of $10 shots of cherry, licorice, banoffee pie flavored and well… original flavor.”
Kim’s eyes were huge, “Whoah… I hadn’t heard about this.”
Charlie continued, “I guess they gave them an energy drink afterwards to make it more paletable. But even the mayor of the town lined up to get her shot of horse semen.”
Kim was in shock, “Wow.” She thumbed through the pages.
He nodded and handed her a few more printouts, “And check this out, a pub in Wellington named Green Man Pub started serving Hoihoi tatea. It’s apple infused horse semen shots. People bought a lot of this stuff. But more importantly it brought in a crowd. People love the bizarre, and if we make it a delicacy it’s sure to create some buzz.”
Charlie didn’t want to admit he just wanted to feed horse semen to as many people as possible, and he wanted Kim to fuck a horse in the process. Kim thumbed through all the printouts, “Wow, I just had no idea anyone actually drank horse semen. Seriously. Wow.”
Charlie sat back and said, “Would you?”
Kim looked up, “Hmm?”
Charlie looked her dead in the eye, “Would you drink horse semen if it were being served?”
Kim laughed and looked around, embarrassed, “I dunno. Maybe.”
Charlie could feel his penis hardening as he watched Kim squirm in her chair. “Good! Then we should do it.”
Kim started getting practical, “Where are we going to get the horse semen from?”
Charlie nodded, “I have two stallions that I bought. They’re rescue horses. We can say that all proceeds go towards the animal shelter. That’s what the guys at the Wildfood booth did – they gave the money to charity. We’ll make enough off of the buzz and future business that it’ll be worth it.” Charlie didn’t really care about the money, he was wealthy without worrying about extra buzz, but Kim didn’t need to know that.
Kim nodded, still unsure, “Okay… I guess that’ll work.”
Charlie smiled, “So the real question is, do you think you can make something that people will want to eat for Valentine’s day… from horse semen?”
Kim smirked and bit her lip gently before answering, “I think I can come up with something.”
Charlie smiled, “That’s my girl! We have a couple months before Valentine’s day, so I’d like you to start thinking about it. I’ll bring one of the stallions over tomorrow.”
Kim nodded, “Okay.”
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