Check It Out My name is Jimmy James. I grew up in the middle of nowhere northern Wisconsin. There were lots of woods and lakes, so I did lots of hunting and fishing. There weren’t many people so I was pretty much on my own. He and his dad lived on what used to be a sprawling farm. They didn’t farm it, though. His dad was a mason and they made most of their money leasing out the fields to
Read moreMags (edited) Shannon stood on the front porch balancing one of the two shopping bags she was carrying and juggled her keys out to open the front door to the front door of her modest ranch home. With a bit of confusion, she thumbed the keys trying to find the house key. After several times through the ring she realized the key to the door was not there and she stood there awkwardly puzzled for a bit before remembering she
Read moreSheela B. —An Excerpt— As Nikki bends to fill Bears bowl with some dry dog food, she feels again his nose try to sniff her ass and she sighs. Standing and glaring at the petulant dog, she says, “Right, it’s time we settled this once and for all.” Grabbing bear by the collar, she pulls him inside the door to the kitchen, the dog resists a little because he’s unsure what she’s doing. Nikki moves over to the kitchen table,
Read moreBarbie Lez Author’s Note: This story was a long time coming. For quite some time, I had played around with the concept of writing a series of short stories where the main character—who, at the time was called Catalina Lez—had sex with eighteen different celebrities on her eighteenth birthday. But when I started publishing my stories, I realized that was impossible—unless I wanted to get sued, of course. So I decided to forget about celebrities and instead create my own
Read moreLexi Lust —Part 1: The Cat— My phone beeped, indicating I had just received a text message. I put down the book I had been reading and snatched up the device. My lips curled into a smile when I recognized the name on the screen. Candi Sweet, AKA my sister. I read the short message. Sunbathing by the pool. Want to join? My smile widened even further. Though it was my birthday—my eighteenth birthday—I had nothing planned. Well, nothing but
Read moreBarbie Lez I finally did it. I adopted a dog! I know my landlord doesn’t allow animals and keeping a dog hidden will be difficult, but I’ve been fantasizing about owning a dog for ages and I just couldn’t take it anymore. If my landlord finds out about Spots—that’s my baby’s name—I guess I will just have to move. But for now, all that matters is that I finally own a dog. I’ve always hated shopping, so instead of spending
Read moreBarbie Lez Many of you may not be aware of this, but fantasies have been a part of my everyday life for as long as I can remember. They are not all sexual in nature, though nowadays, most of them are. I guess that’s what happens when you spend your days writing sexy tales of lesbianism, bestiality and incest, just to name a few. For the longest time, I simply moved on and did my best to forget about my
Read moreBarbie Lez I have never really been a fan of museums. My parents took me to a few when I was younger, but I was for the most part bored out of my mind. The worst was definitely the art museums. I didn’t—and still don’t—understand how someone can spend hours staring at the same painting. As much as I enjoy art, I usually got bored after a few seconds and begged my parents to move on. But that was then
Read moreBarbie Lez When I was young—far too young to do such a thing—I watched Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later with my sister and one of her friends. My sister—she was three years older than me—and I were so terrified we spent the night in the same bed. If only you knew how much we hated each other back then, you’d understand just how terrified we were. For years after, I was afraid to watch any movie with even a hint
Read moreBarbie Lez I live in a quiet neighborhood. There is a park nearby. It’s a beautiful place to live if you forget the airplanes that fly above the city every few hours on their way to the airport. But as much as I enjoy the peace and quiet of my neighborhood, I sometimes head downtown for a stroll. I know it may sound odd to some, but I enjoy seeing the life that infuses that part of the city. The
Read moreBarbie Lez Before I begin this story, let me explain what my life has been like for the past few months. Since I have yet to make a living from my writing alone—hint hint—I usually go on a few workations (work vacations) to help supplement my writing income. I usually do this during the late part of spring and early in the summer. This year I spent the better part of four months working. My schedule looked something like this:
Read moreThe Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 91: Coyote Craving Barbie Lez My sister and her boyfriend had just moved to the country and invited me to spend a few days with them. I had kept myself quite busy with work—both manual and digital—for the past few months and I welcomed the idea of a vacation. I had spent the last few weeks in front of my computer and the closest I had come to nature was during my tri-weekly runs
Read moreBarbie Lez I was visiting my father. I always loved to spend time there as it reminded me of my childhood. But the true reason for my visit was slightly more superficial. Unlike most people, I absolutely love vegetables, especially ones grown in an organic garden. Ever since I could remember, my father grew far more vegetables than he could hope to eat all by himself and, every year, he would give the excess cucumbers and tomatoes—just to name a
Read moreBarbie Lez “Fuck!” I muttered as I woke up with a terrible urge to pee. Glancing at the alarm clock that stood on the bedside table, I realized it was the middle of the night. My friend and I had spent the entire day together. It had begun with a quick shopping spree—at least that was what my friend had promised me, but personally, I don’t consider three hours to be quick—and was followed with a chick flick, before ending
Read moreBarbie Lez Before deciding to focus on my true passion—writing—I developed an interest for online marketing. I spent more money than I made, but I also acquired quite a few skills. One of them was the ability to create a website. Every so often, I get hired to build a site for a friend or a family member. It helps supplement my writing income and makes me feel like all the time and money I invested into online marketing was
Read moreBarbie Lez After five longs weeks working with little to no rest, my “workation” (work vacation) was finally over. I had gathered enough money to help supplement my writing income and get me through the rest of year. I was finally heading home. Living in the city makes owning a car an illogical investment—especially a city as massive as Montreal. Because of this, my father had to drive me all the way back to my apartment. I always felt guilty
Read moreBarbie Lez I had been working almost non-stop for over three weeks. It had been a very lucrative start to my “workation” (work vacation), but I was now exhausted. Luckily, I had finally been given a few days off and I was determined to enjoy my time off to its fullest extent. In other words, I would spend my time lying in bed and watching TV. At least that was the plan. When I awoke, I was devastated to learn
Read moreBarbie Lez I had been living with my father for a little over two weeks. Though it had only been five days since the last time I had been able to sneak away for a little auto-erotic fun, I was still in a constant state of arousal. In fact, sex was all I could think about. As usual, my alarm clock dragged me out of my sleep at 6:20 AM. However, my state of mind differed greatly from all other
Read moreBarbie Lez It had been a little over a week since I had temporarily moved back in with my father. I had not taken a single day off work and I was exhausted. As if that was not bad enough, I was also horny. Really horny! But I guess that was to be expected. After all, I had not climaxed once since my arrival. Thank god my father would be leaving the next day. As an added bonus, I would
Read moreBarbie Lez I love to write. Unfortunately, it is not possible for me to make a living from my passion. Yet. Because of this, I usually take a month off in spring and return to my hometown for what I like to call a “workation” (work vacation). This year was no different. As usual, my father was nice enough to let me stay with him for a month. We get along famously, so our time spent together was great. At
Read moreBarbie Lez It was Sunday. Like the previous day, my relatives kept me busy all day. My aunt seemed to have run out of things to say, because she was oddly quiet. I almost asked her if something was wrong, but I feared she would start speaking again, so I kept my mouth shut and enjoyed the silence. I was looking forward to a relaxing day, but my aunt’s constant talking was replaced by an overwhelming number of activates. By
Read moreBarbie Lez It was Saturday. I took advantage of my vacation to sleep in, but it was still quite early when I finally awoke. I joined my aunt, uncle and cousin in the dining room and had to refuse my aunt’s offer for breakfast about a dozen times. I don’t like to eat right after getting up because it makes me feel sick, yet my aunt did not seem to understand spiking breakfast was possible, insisting it was the most
Read moreBarbie Lez Visiting relatives is usually a daunting task and spending time with my extended family is no different. However, I had been keeping myself incredibly busy with work for the last few months and I decided to finally accept their offer to go spent the weekend at their cottage. I knew the conversation would be boring and the company bearable at best, but the thought of spending a few days surrounded by nature was a welcome change of pace.
Read moreBarbie Lez I love living in the city. Everything is close and there are tons of things to do. However, I am still a country girl at heart and I each time I get a chance to return to the calm of nature, I am a happy woman. But this story is not about the beauty of nature. It is about the beauty of fantasy. The beauty of perverse minds. Minds like mine. I was visiting my father for a
Read moreBarbie Lez Life of Pi was all people could talk about a few years ago. Since it was based on a bestselling Canadian novel and had a tiger as one of the main protagonists, I should have been eager to watch it, right? Wrong! For some reason, I never actually felt like taking time out of my life to watch it. But when I found it for a measly $4.88 on Amazon and I needed another few bucks to be
Read moreBarbie Lez My roommate loves animals. Unfortunately, our landlord absolutely forbids the presence of any and all non-human creatures. Fortunately, my roommate is not afraid to break the rules. After all, she already owns a parrot and even used to have a rat. “I’m getting a dog!” she announced one morning. I had just gotten up and I was still groggy. It took a few seconds, but my brain eventually deciphered her words. When it did, I froze mid-step and
Read moreBarbie Lez —Part 1— I was strolling down the street when my foot landed on some ice. The next thing I knew, I was flat on my ass. People stood all around, but no one paid any attention to me, so busy were they going about their business. Well, almost no one. “Are you all right?” asked a woman’s voice. “I’m fine,” I assured, though my ass was a little sore. But I forgot all about that when I looked
Read moreBarbie Lez “Have you made up your mind?” asked the pound worker as she arrived. I stopped rubbing the studly German Shepherd’s stomach and stood up. I was beginning to feel seriously guilty about wasting her time and decided it was time to put an end to this little game of mine. However, I could not very well come out and tell her I had never been panning on picking a dog. Actually, I could have, but that would have
Read moreBarbie Lez “What do you think?” asked the pound worker as she nodded to the German Shepherd that lay before me. He was sprawled on his back, with his belly exposed. I had been rubbing it for the past few minutes, but I was now standing before him. “He’s great,” I said. And it was true, he truly was a great dog, but I was starting to feel bad about lying to the poor woman. Not only was I wasting
Read moreBarbie Lez “Have you made a choice?” asked the pound worker. She had just returned from answering the phone. Of course, she had also snapped me out of my perverse fantasy, but she knew nothing of it. So I forgot about the incestuous pounding I had just witnessed in my mind’s eyes and instead focused on the real world. “I’m not sure yet,” I said. Or course, it was a lie, because I knew perfectly well I would not be
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