Shannon Gets Stuck

By Mags. Shannon stood on the front porch, balancing one of the two shopping bags she was carrying, and juggled her keys out to open the front door to the front door of her modest ranch home. With a bit of confusion, she thumbed the keys, trying to find the house key. After several times through the ring, she realized the key to the door was not there. She stood awkwardly, puzzled for a bit, before remembering she removed the

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The Switch

Sheela B. —An Excerpt— As Nikki bends to fill Bears bowl with some dry dog food, she feels again his nose try to sniff her ass and she sighs. Standing and glaring at the petulant dog, she says, “Right, it’s time we settled this once and for all.” Grabbing bear by the collar, she pulls him inside the door to the kitchen, the dog resists a little because he’s unsure what she’s doing. Nikki moves over to the kitchen table,

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18: A Tale of Lesbianism, Bestiality & Incest

Barbie Lez Author’s Note: This story was a long time coming. For quite some time, I had played around with the concept of writing a series of short stories where the main character—who, at the time was called Catalina Lez—had sex with eighteen different celebrities on her eighteenth birthday. But when I started publishing my stories, I realized that was impossible—unless I wanted to get sued, of course. So I decided to forget about celebrities and instead create my own

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Shapefuckers

Lexi Lust —Part 1: The Cat— My phone beeped, indicating I had just received a text message. I put down the book I had been reading and snatched up the device. My lips curled into a smile when I recognized the name on the screen. Candi Sweet, AKA my sister. I read the short message. Sunbathing by the pool. Want to join? My smile widened even further. Though it was my birthday—my eighteenth birthday—I had nothing planned. Well, nothing but

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 105: Finally!

Barbie Lez I finally did it. I adopted a dog! I know my landlord doesn’t allow animals and keeping a dog hidden will be difficult, but I’ve been fantasizing about owning a dog for ages and I just couldn’t take it anymore. If my landlord finds out about Spots—that’s my baby’s name—I guess I will just have to move. But for now, all that matters is that I finally own a dog. I’ve always hated shopping, so instead of spending

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 103: The Centaur

Barbie Lez Many of you may not be aware of this, but fantasies have been a part of my everyday life for as long as I can remember. They are not all sexual in nature, though nowadays, most of them are. I guess that’s what happens when you spend your days writing sexy tales of lesbianism, bestiality and incest, just to name a few. For the longest time, I simply moved on and did my best to forget about my

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 102: The Saber-toothed Tiger

Barbie Lez I have never really been a fan of museums. My parents took me to a few when I was younger, but I was for the most part bored out of my mind. The worst was definitely the art museums. I didn’t—and still don’t—understand how someone can spend hours staring at the same painting. As much as I enjoy art, I usually got bored after a few seconds and begged my parents to move on. But that was then

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 99: Werewolf

Barbie Lez When I was young—far too young to do such a thing—I watched Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later with my sister and one of her friends. My sister—she was three years older than me—and I were so terrified we spent the night in the same bed. If only you knew how much we hated each other back then, you’d understand just how terrified we were. For years after, I was afraid to watch any movie with even a hint

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 97: How to Fuck Your Dragon

Barbie Lez I live in a quiet neighborhood. There is a park nearby. It’s a beautiful place to live if you forget the airplanes that fly above the city every few hours on their way to the airport. But as much as I enjoy the peace and quiet of my neighborhood, I sometimes head downtown for a stroll. I know it may sound odd to some, but I enjoy seeing the life that infuses that part of the city. The

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 93: My Boss’s Dog

Barbie Lez Before I begin this story, let me explain what my life has been like for the past few months. Since I have yet to make a living from my writing alone—hint hint—I usually go on a few workations (work vacations) to help supplement my writing income. I usually do this during the late part of spring and early in the summer. This year I spent the better part of four months working. My schedule looked something like this:

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 91: Coyote Craving

The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 91: Coyote Craving Barbie Lez My sister and her boyfriend had just moved to the country and invited me to spend a few days with them. I had kept myself quite busy with work—both manual and digital—for the past few months and I welcomed the idea of a vacation. I had spent the last few weeks in front of my computer and the closest I had come to nature was during my tri-weekly runs

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 89: BlueBEARry Picking

Barbie Lez I was visiting my father. I always loved to spend time there as it reminded me of my childhood. But the true reason for my visit was slightly more superficial. Unlike most people, I absolutely love vegetables, especially ones grown in an organic garden. Ever since I could remember, my father grew far more vegetables than he could hope to eat all by himself and, every year, he would give the excess cucumbers and tomatoes—just to name a

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 87: Two Girls and a Dog

Barbie Lez “Fuck!” I muttered as I woke up with a terrible urge to pee. Glancing at the alarm clock that stood on the bedside table, I realized it was the middle of the night. My friend and I had spent the entire day together. It had begun with a quick shopping spree—at least that was what my friend had promised me, but personally, I don’t consider three hours to be quick—and was followed with a chick flick, before ending

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 85: The Bull

Barbie Lez Before deciding to focus on my true passion—writing—I developed an interest for online marketing. I spent more money than I made, but I also acquired quite a few skills. One of them was the ability to create a website. Every so often, I get hired to build a site for a friend or a family member. It helps supplement my writing income and makes me feel like all the time and money I invested into online marketing was

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 83: The Stallions

Barbie Lez After five longs weeks working with little to no rest, my “workation” (work vacation) was finally over. I had gathered enough money to help supplement my writing income and get me through the rest of year. I was finally heading home. Living in the city makes owning a car an illogical investment—especially a city as massive as Montreal. Because of this, my father had to drive me all the way back to my apartment. I always felt guilty

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 82: The Stallion Twins

Barbie Lez I had been working almost non-stop for over three weeks. It had been a very lucrative start to my “workation” (work vacation), but I was now exhausted. Luckily, I had finally been given a few days off and I was determined to enjoy my time off to its fullest extent. In other words, I would spend my time lying in bed and watching TV. At least that was the plan. When I awoke, I was devastated to learn

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 81: The Mare

Barbie Lez I had been living with my father for a little over two weeks. Though it had only been five days since the last time I had been able to sneak away for a little auto-erotic fun, I was still in a constant state of arousal. In fact, sex was all I could think about. As usual, my alarm clock dragged me out of my sleep at 6:20 AM. However, my state of mind differed greatly from all other

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 80: Incestuous Horseplay

Barbie Lez It had been a little over a week since I had temporarily moved back in with my father. I had not taken a single day off work and I was exhausted. As if that was not bad enough, I was also horny. Really horny! But I guess that was to be expected. After all, I had not climaxed once since my arrival. Thank god my father would be leaving the next day. As an added bonus, I would

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 79: The Stallion

Barbie Lez I love to write. Unfortunately, it is not possible for me to make a living from my passion. Yet. Because of this, I usually take a month off in spring and return to my hometown for what I like to call a “workation” (work vacation). This year was no different. As usual, my father was nice enough to let me stay with him for a month. We get along famously, so our time spent together was great. At

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 73: The Dog and the Bitch (Part 3)

Barbie Lez It was Sunday. Like the previous day, my relatives kept me busy all day. My aunt seemed to have run out of things to say, because she was oddly quiet. I almost asked her if something was wrong, but I feared she would start speaking again, so I kept my mouth shut and enjoyed the silence. I was looking forward to a relaxing day, but my aunt’s constant talking was replaced by an overwhelming number of activates. By

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 72: The Dog and the Bitch (Part 2)

Barbie Lez It was Saturday. I took advantage of my vacation to sleep in, but it was still quite early when I finally awoke. I joined my aunt, uncle and cousin in the dining room and had to refuse my aunt’s offer for breakfast about a dozen times. I don’t like to eat right after getting up because it makes me feel sick, yet my aunt did not seem to understand spiking breakfast was possible, insisting it was the most

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 71: The Dog and the Bitch (Part 1)

Barbie Lez Visiting relatives is usually a daunting task and spending time with my extended family is no different. However, I had been keeping myself incredibly busy with work for the last few months and I decided to finally accept their offer to go spent the weekend at their cottage. I knew the conversation would be boring and the company bearable at best, but the thought of spending a few days surrounded by nature was a welcome change of pace.

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 70: Wolf Pack Whore

Barbie Lez I love living in the city. Everything is close and there are tons of things to do. However, I am still a country girl at heart and I each time I get a chance to return to the calm of nature, I am a happy woman. But this story is not about the beauty of nature. It is about the beauty of fantasy. The beauty of perverse minds. Minds like mine. I was visiting my father for a

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 68: Tiger Sex

Barbie Lez Life of Pi was all people could talk about a few years ago. Since it was based on a bestselling Canadian novel and had a tiger as one of the main protagonists, I should have been eager to watch it, right? Wrong! For some reason, I never actually felt like taking time out of my life to watch it. But when I found it for a measly $4.88 on Amazon and I needed another few bucks to be

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 66: Fool Me, Fuck Me

Barbie Lez My roommate loves animals. Unfortunately, our landlord absolutely forbids the presence of any and all non-human creatures. Fortunately, my roommate is not afraid to break the rules. After all, she already owns a parrot and even used to have a rat. “I’m getting a dog!” she announced one morning. I had just gotten up and I was still groggy. It took a few seconds, but my brain eventually deciphered her words. When it did, I froze mid-step and

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Weeks 62-64: The Lesbiality Threesome

Barbie Lez —Part 1—  I was strolling down the street when my foot landed on some ice. The next thing I knew, I was flat on my ass. People stood all around, but no one paid any attention to me, so busy were they going about their business. Well, almost no one. “Are you all right?” asked a woman’s voice. “I’m fine,” I assured, though my ass was a little sore. But I forgot all about that when I looked

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 57: Pounded at the Pound (Part 4)

Barbie Lez “Have you made up your mind?” asked the pound worker as she arrived. I stopped rubbing the studly German Shepherd’s stomach and stood up. I was beginning to feel seriously guilty about wasting her time and decided it was time to put an end to this little game of mine. However, I could not very well come out and tell her I had never been panning on picking a dog. Actually, I could have, but that would have

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 56: Pounded at the Pound (Part 3)

Barbie Lez “What do you think?” asked the pound worker as she nodded to the German Shepherd that lay before me. He was sprawled on his back, with his belly exposed. I had been rubbing it for the past few minutes, but I was now standing before him. “He’s great,” I said. And it was true, he truly was a great dog, but I was starting to feel bad about lying to the poor woman. Not only was I wasting

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 55: Pounded at the Pound (Part 2)

Barbie Lez “Have you made a choice?” asked the pound worker. She had just returned from answering the phone. Of course, she had also snapped me out of my perverse fantasy, but she knew nothing of it. So I forgot about the incestuous pounding I had just witnessed in my mind’s eyes and instead focused on the real world. “I’m not sure yet,” I said. Or course, it was a lie, because I knew perfectly well I would not be

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The Barbie Lez Fantasies – Week 54: Pounded at the Pound (Part 1)

Barbie Lez I have always wanted a dog, but I assume that was made obvious by the dozens of canine-themed erotica stories I have written. However, what is unclear to most people is the reason for my love of dogs. It all started many years ago. My father has always disliked animals and categorically refused to let us have pets. But after years of us constantly bugging him, he finally gave in. However, he only agreed to let my siblings

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